Black Forest Germany - Tour May 2006
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Send it back Ian, it looks a bit cloudy.
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Police are investigating reports of race fixing at Ascot.... Three men on a horse
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Does my bum look big in this, cock?
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Sunday Cyclist try out Icelandic Bicycle Rack
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Relax Marcel, it has to stay on the track!
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Who'd have thought a fart would have the power to blow a bike over?
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Icelandic bike rack - made in Germany
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What's that bloody chicken doing here?
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There's that chicken again.
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Gottle of geer
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You'll believe a man can fly.....
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Spillidge gets his cock out again.
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Andy chooses the worst possible place to do some stretches. "One more shove and it'll be out of your way", said super cyclist
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The Hills are alive with the sound of music
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Lunch if Marcel could catch up with it!
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And for this week's spot the cyclist competition....
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Will you lot hurry up! I think I heard a Sasquatch!!
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Is that where we are or a bit of pizza?
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No, I think it's Coasby's long lost bogey.
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You know, I think we're here, in the spot marked "restaurant."
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Rule 1: Make it look good.
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"The Dirty Half Dozen"
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I bet I could piss into that lake from here.....
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Oooh look, it's not only the bill; it's a translation of what you lot have just eaten.
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I've been puzzling over it for a while, but now we believe that it is "up-side-down" technically speaking
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Sorry - I only work with loaves and fish
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How do you flush it?
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Where's the light switch (of god)?
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That was 5 Euros well spend. What a relief to find a German Portaloo so far from the nearer **** hotel.
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Rule 2: Wait for the camera before you get up. Minus 2 points.
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Jetlag takes a severe toll on our intrepid pedallists....
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There's that blood fowl again. You know I think it's following us.
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I like the toffee creams.
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It's fine - they always give you a couple more than you really need anyway
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[Englesh] Assembly instructions for the putting together. 1) Complete online registrating. 2) Directly engage the gearwheelteeth with the terminal chain drive. 3) Ensuring that fully lubricated axle aligns on frame .....
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Now then men, shall we have the nutritious and tasteful, elegantly presented dessert or the stupid kids one in the shape of a bumblebee?
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Muscles, generously, treats everyone to the cheapest ice cream on the menu. Well done.
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Get rid of that bloody broiler. It's annoying me.
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Damn and ....
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Damn again.
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The Port-a-loos were even bigger here.
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Turn left at the rubbish tip!!!!!
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Ecologists are worried that numbers of the very rare Meadow Fahrtwort are declining still further as a result of excess WD40 in the environment.
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Left a bit.
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Down a bit.
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Forward a bit.
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Ah, just right. Oh no I forgot to insert the cock.
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Have this sample sent to the Path Lab immediately
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Will you marry me? Sorry Katerin, Mrs Kirby won't give me a divorce. Until she sees this maybe...
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No - we're not admiring the view. We're shagged out.
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Sorry to disappoint you but it really is a banana.
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Two satsumas and a bratwurst
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Familiar pose number 2: where the fukarwi?
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This photo fails to capture the HUGE cloud of pollen that just blew off these trees
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7 Wisteria Lane
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What's this great big thing cluttering up the street?
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I'm having double glazing put in and a new jacuzzi. The Pope.
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McDonalds special offer: one Freiburger and chips free with every Big Mac
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I'm sorry we don't do requests, but we don't know that one anyway.
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"I love the smell of Napalm over Luton in the Morning"
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Only the Germans would design a car without an England flag stuck to the window
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This was runner-up in the "A Slice of Ham" photo competition, May '06
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So basically what you're saying is - it doesn't matter which way we go, we'll get lost anyway
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Matheson performs an uncharacteristically childish prank; splashing people with water
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For all you train spotters out there - this one is a General Electric 4-0-4 Rudyard Kippleberger Electric Passenger Locomotive, serial number 5ODD1NG-7RA1N
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Just in the nick of time, Rufus the Red Engine whistled at Thomas: "You're going the wrong bl00dy way!"
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Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Incredible Shrinking Bicycles.....
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You're right Ian, we don't have one of those in Simon's tool kit
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So that's two votes for the stupid hill and eight votes for the nice flat road. Hill it is then
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Captain's Log Star Date May 2006 The German Galaxy.
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The incongruity of the "London Pride" logo slowly began to dawn....
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Come on you wimps. Race you to the top of that hill.
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We had an uncanny feeling that Marcel had been here before.
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Do my glasses look straight to you?
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Best photo of the Tour. Any other votes?
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Rule 3: Always try for nettles or holly. One point extra.
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Hurry up and take the photo you bastard - there's a bloody tarantula in my pine cone.
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The runway at Courchevel
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Three different steaks, one way to eat it.
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And the booby prize is awarded to the cyclist with the greatest assets up front
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The unfortunate lack of walkie-talkies forced the band of brothers to communicate via smoke signals...
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Quick let's hide from Bryan in these trees. That won't be at all childish
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You'll believe a chicken can fly ....
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Chicken Wire? Tee Hee
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The Kent Light Mounted Division's attempt at camouflage and surprise was less successful than they hoped.
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And our reading today comes from Revelations 13, verses 1 to 3
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Shall I lichen you to a summers day?
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Oh bullocks!
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No, there is a bit of tread left - just there.
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Zweimal Hefferweitzen brau, zweimal Pils, und ein Pimms????
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Bugger me, that must have been going at some speed when it hit the wall....
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Vowel please, Carol.
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Bloody hell, you're right! It IS a ladybird.
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Professional opinion? It's f**ked.
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The Long and Whinging Road
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Judge's decision is final. Andrew's is definitely the longest.
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You'll believe a vulture can fly .....
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Optimist: Glass full; glass nearly full enough
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Pessimist: Glass damned nearly empty; glass not big enough
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
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And lo a blinding light came from the East.
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You won't believe this can fly though....
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I think you've had quite enough, don't you?
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There's something very important I want to ask you, darling....
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Luvverly jubblies
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Don't stand too close Marcel. You'll be next.
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Ronuiktftrabe? Convict Street!
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Rapunzel?!!!!! Will you let your fukc1ng hair down or WHAT?!
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You know, I'm beginning to regret ordering bockwurst and prune pie, beans, AND boiled sauerkraut
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Entschuldigung, Frauleine - darf ich zwei Points a' Morphy's haben bitte?
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It wasn't completely clear, but the crowd seemed to be protesting at plans to open the pedestrian precinct as a thoroughfare for high-speed parasitic arthropods
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Which silly bugger left the bath running?
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